How we spend our time

[The Valkyrie]

And that's why some women are such bad deivers.  All their lives they've been having men tell them that something the size of a pinky is six inches.  Hard to judge distances when that keeps happening.

Is that why they keep asking "do these pants make me look fat?"?

 I'd get bitch slapped if I pulled out the measuring tape.

Had a friend who always used to ask that stupid bloody question, "Do these pants make my arse look fat?"

"No, your arse makes your arse look fat!"