Well, just last week, I had a raging headache. After taking two Tylenol, I took our jar of mayo out of the fridge and asked that it rid me of the horrible pain I was in. And you know what? Within an hour the pain was completely gone!
Then, a few days later, I banged my knee on the coffee table. My knee throbbed with pain, but I remembered what happened when I asked the jar of mayo to cure my headache! So I went to the fridge, took out the mayonnaise jar and held it firmly. I then asked that it stop the pain in my knee. Well.... after a few minutes the throbbing subsided and then it disppeared completely! The mayonnaise jar obviously worked its magic again! Although I did get an ugly bruise on my knee.
If this isn't evidence of the power of my mayonnaise jar, I don't know what is!
Then, a few days later, I banged my knee on the coffee table. My knee throbbed with pain, but I remembered what happened when I asked the jar of mayo to cure my headache! So I went to the fridge, took out the mayonnaise jar and held it firmly. I then asked that it stop the pain in my knee. Well.... after a few minutes the throbbing subsided and then it disppeared completely! The mayonnaise jar obviously worked its magic again! Although I did get an ugly bruise on my knee.
If this isn't evidence of the power of my mayonnaise jar, I don't know what is!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?