(July 4, 2019 at 7:59 pm)chimp3 Wrote:Ladyforcamus, I want to wiggle your toes and kiss your nose, and everything in between. And own your orgasm! My wife would say DUH!(July 4, 2019 at 7:45 pm)Haipule Wrote: I can't stop laughing!
You seem like the kind of creep that would blubber and grovel when you wife discovered your sleezy posts.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well...she's not my girlfriend "yet".
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
