(January 9, 2012 at 6:57 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Why does everyone in Heaven use swords and ride horses or camels? If I were an angel I'd drive a Lamborghini and carry an M16, not to mention a few holy hand grenades.
Sorry about the video quality and the annoying music in the background, looks like this is just about the only version of this clip on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jbX1o9yyBY
(January 9, 2012 at 6:57 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Speaking of which, why would anyone in Heaven need swords in the first place?
Why do Christians just accept this shit without really thinking about it?
It's all part of the mystery, of course!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
