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Congressman thinks Onion article is real
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RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real
Lol. I read an article on the Onion a few days ago saying that scientists had decided that we need to kill 2 billion people for the human race to survive. Pity this asshat didn't take that one seriously.
"In our youth, we lacked the maturity, the decency to create gods better than ourselves so that we might have something to aspire to. Instead we are left with a host of deities who were violent, narcissistic, vengeful bullies who reflected our own values. Our gods could have been anything we could imagine, and all we were capable of manifesting were gods who shared the worst of our natures."-Me

"Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural piety, to laws, to reputation; all of which may be guides to an outward moral virtue, even if religion vanished; but religious superstition dismounts all these and erects an absolute monarchy in the minds of men." – Francis Bacon
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Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by Doubting Thomas - February 7, 2012 at 10:25 am
RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by SleepingDemon - February 7, 2012 at 11:23 am
RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by Phil - February 7, 2012 at 12:07 pm
RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by Minimalist - February 7, 2012 at 11:39 am
RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by Minimalist - February 7, 2012 at 11:57 am
RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by Minimalist - February 7, 2012 at 12:49 pm
RE: Congressman thinks Onion article is real - by RW_9 - February 7, 2012 at 12:57 pm

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