Do we know that this isn't Zakir under an assumed sock? In fact, I don't mind if the answer is that it's not, I'm just glad I was able to use that phrase in a sentence.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'