(June 7, 2009 at 12:36 pm)LEDO Wrote: I have a better proof for God's existance. I live alone. I lock my doors when I am gone. No one enters my house but me and some stray cats I care for. In spit of that, whenever I vacuum the rug, there always seems to be a knot in the cord. I don't put it there. I know the cats are not capable of doing so, nor is there anyone in the house to do so. How does that knot get there? I am convinced there is a "god" that goes around tying knots in cords, but curiously seems to have no other function.Just worship the vacuum cleaner, it clearly is a physical manifestation of non-contingent actuality.
I don't have an instruction manual or Bible on how to "worship" this "god" so it stops being a pest, nor do I know if worship is what it really wants. Imagine a god so vain that it requires constant worship or else it will tie knots in you cords.
Should I tithe? After paying $1,200..00 to the Kirby people, I would think I wouldn't have to tithe. I should have bought my way into knotless heaven.
I know some heathens have denied the existance the cord-knot god by getting a cord retractor. Amazing how technology creates non-believers.
"I'm like a rabbit suddenly trapped, in the blinding headlights of vacuous crap" - Tim Minchin in "Storm"
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0
Christianity is perfect bullshit, christians are not - Purple Rabbit, honouring CS Lewis
Faith is illogical - fr0d0