In this game of collecting souls, God pisses in its own corner by sending the ones it doesn't like over to Satan to boost that god's score. It's almost like it doesn't even want to play, let alone win. And if God isn't interested in the game, I don't see why I should be.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
