Is it just me or is anyone else's Poe sense tingling a bit? I mean, his family is going to hell but he's OK with it because it's Jesus' will, and he used to do a bunch of fun things but now all he does is study scripture and preach. If not a Poe, it's an unintentionally funny parody of evangelical Christianity.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.