Is there any way to describe this belief?

[Paul the Human]

The cat is both alive and dead, yet neither. The cat is neither alive nor dead, but both. The cat does not exist.

All of the above are true. All of the above are false. I can concieve of all things, therefore no things are true. I cannot imagine a thing, so that thing must exist. Somewhere, I never typed this.

The nature of reality is a fun one to ponder, but one has to be careful when venturing down the rabbit hole, lest one set up shop in cocoa puffs land.