(April 18, 2012 at 8:32 pm)Mosrhun Wrote: So if you buzzcut your head, put a piece of shit on it and wiped it with toilet paper and some baby wipes, there would be no shit in your hair?
Yes there would, but there is a difference between doing that and actually having a shit / wiping your ass. The small lumps of shit (also known as "dangleberries") that stick to your ass hair do so because the ass hair is long and gets tangled up, effectively making a web. If the hair is short (say, 1cm long at most) then this happens less. Being shorter also means they are more likely to be wiped clean since they don't tangle together and form an impenetrable mesh.
Now, I've typed the words "shit" and "ass hair" far too much for today. I'm going to go do other things...
