What's not to love?

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

Assuming hypothetically the NT is true, what's not to love about Jesus other than perhaps his statements on punishment?

He talks constantly about justice and equality, loving our neighbors. He addresses phony religious people with bitter sarcasm. He gives us similies more powerful (IMO) and certainly easier to understand than Shakespeare's. He sets up a moral standard that should make all of us cringe with conviction, and stop judging each other immediately. (Anyone who judges another after reading his Sermon on the Mount is a fool, Christian or not)

He takes a thief who has probably done nothing good to paradise, merely for recognizing him as Lord. He is surprised and pleased by the faith of a centurion, not a follower apparently, who recognizes his authority to heal. He promises to return and make all things right when the world finally is ready to vote him King. He comes to preach to the downtrodden that God loves them all the same, and gives them hope for peace and justice in a desperately evil world.

What's not to love?

Assuming hypothetically [DC Comics] is true, what's not to love about [Superman] other than perhaps his statements on [the American way]?

Edit: You'll probably call strawman on that, but you'd be missing my point. The likability of a person written about in a document (whether or not the document was intended to be taken as fictional or historical) does not increase his historicity or deity. If you realize that, I'm not sure what the point of your post was.