(January 4, 2013 at 5:13 pm)Mark 13:13 Wrote: I ate the flying spaghetti monster so I know it doesn't exist. Sorry about that I didn't realise it was so popular.
Facetious but dense. In order to eat a thing, it would have to exist in the first place. Thus the very act of eating the FSM is a verification of its existence. When was the last time someone ate your god? And no, I'm not talking about some childish wafer story.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
