info on cats from thread I intended to open:
Now I think 4 or 5 people already said that I should finaly give names to both my cats and to be honest I dont really care.
I have basicaly been calling them "cat" for 2-3 years.
but if it gives you satisfaction. I am simply not shure that I will remember calling them.
This is the tomcat or "boycat"/"kater"/ "Katze" how I call him:
![[Image: FILE0072.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=s13.postimage.org%2F6q9yrjw93%2FFILE0072.jpg)
He is the laziest male living thin I know, he spends most of his time simply lying arround, preferably in the sun or another warm place.
He is very heavy eats tons of food.
He has the habbit of not giving a fuck about what you are doing or who you are. If you eat, he will jump on the table and try to eat.
If you sit at a table, he like to jump on that table for your attention, thereby sticking his enormous balls into your face.
And if he wants a cuddle he will miau until you go crazy.
I have a kind of storage, cooling chamber where I keep my food stored, when the door opens he follows sometimes specificaly waiting in front of that door, his taktic to get food is to look at you in his nicest way, starts purring and jostling your legs.
This is the cat, or "catgirl"/ "girl" /"girlcat"/"cat" as I call her:
![[Image: FILE0007.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=s9.postimage.org%2Fru3i5rfdr%2FFILE0007.jpg)
She is a genozidial mass murderer.
She brings home an average of 4-5 mice a day, she has catched mice, moles, rats, wild rats, young european martens, birds, baby hedgehogs, frogs, lizzards, bats and even fucking snakes! The worst thing is watching her eat the things, playing with them and then usualy crushing their skulls between her jaws, before eating them.
She attacks everything that looks or moves in a suspicious way, and real hunting beast.
She also doesnt give a fuck about who you are, and worse than that, she actualy thinks she owns the place. "like a boss" is a phrase which perfectly expresses her behavior, she is aware of what you are capable of and oftern tryies to outsmart you. She hides in front of the door to the food storage room and tries to jump in when you open without you taking notice, then she hides in there. And if you didnt see her and leave, she has a feast on everything in there.
She also doesnt care if you dont want to cuddle her, if she wants to be cuddled she will bite and scratch you until you do it, and if she doesnt want to be cuddled shw weill bite and scratch you until you let her.
So.
Any suggestions?
Now I think 4 or 5 people already said that I should finaly give names to both my cats and to be honest I dont really care.
I have basicaly been calling them "cat" for 2-3 years.
but if it gives you satisfaction. I am simply not shure that I will remember calling them.
This is the tomcat or "boycat"/"kater"/ "Katze" how I call him:
He is the laziest male living thin I know, he spends most of his time simply lying arround, preferably in the sun or another warm place.
He is very heavy eats tons of food.
He has the habbit of not giving a fuck about what you are doing or who you are. If you eat, he will jump on the table and try to eat.
If you sit at a table, he like to jump on that table for your attention, thereby sticking his enormous balls into your face.
And if he wants a cuddle he will miau until you go crazy.
I have a kind of storage, cooling chamber where I keep my food stored, when the door opens he follows sometimes specificaly waiting in front of that door, his taktic to get food is to look at you in his nicest way, starts purring and jostling your legs.
This is the cat, or "catgirl"/ "girl" /"girlcat"/"cat" as I call her:
She is a genozidial mass murderer.
She brings home an average of 4-5 mice a day, she has catched mice, moles, rats, wild rats, young european martens, birds, baby hedgehogs, frogs, lizzards, bats and even fucking snakes! The worst thing is watching her eat the things, playing with them and then usualy crushing their skulls between her jaws, before eating them.
She attacks everything that looks or moves in a suspicious way, and real hunting beast.
She also doesnt give a fuck about who you are, and worse than that, she actualy thinks she owns the place. "like a boss" is a phrase which perfectly expresses her behavior, she is aware of what you are capable of and oftern tryies to outsmart you. She hides in front of the door to the food storage room and tries to jump in when you open without you taking notice, then she hides in there. And if you didnt see her and leave, she has a feast on everything in there.
She also doesnt care if you dont want to cuddle her, if she wants to be cuddled she will bite and scratch you until you do it, and if she doesnt want to be cuddled shw weill bite and scratch you until you let her.
So.
Any suggestions?
