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I am God
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RE: I am God
Allow me to end the conversation...

God is supposed to know everything...right? How exactly does God know the taste of my cum? Is he hanging out at the fluid intersection of my prostate and testicles?

It's rather amusing to me that the creator of the fucking universe can't get the taste of my cum out of his/her mouth.
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I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:05 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:13 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:36 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:46 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 11:40 am
RE: I am God - by ThatMuslimGuy2 - March 23, 2013 at 7:51 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 23, 2013 at 9:24 pm
RE: I am God - by Nine - March 23, 2013 at 9:30 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 7:56 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 10:22 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 23, 2013 at 10:05 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 2:35 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 24, 2013 at 2:47 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 3:44 pm
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 23, 2013 at 10:55 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 11:02 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:09 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:12 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:31 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:33 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:44 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:25 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:31 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:40 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 2:31 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 2:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 3:20 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 25, 2013 at 1:37 pm
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:15 am
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 24, 2013 at 1:38 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 24, 2013 at 1:40 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 1:51 am
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 7:40 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:43 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 3:51 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 23, 2013 at 11:39 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 23, 2013 at 11:46 pm
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 23, 2013 at 11:58 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:04 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:07 am
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 12:17 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 12:24 am
RE: I am God - by Nerd - March 24, 2013 at 1:35 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 24, 2013 at 9:31 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: I am God - by Jackalope - March 24, 2013 at 2:01 am
RE: I am God - by Cato - March 24, 2013 at 2:19 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 11:08 am
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 24, 2013 at 11:27 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm
RE: I am God - by Darkstar - March 24, 2013 at 4:21 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 24, 2013 at 4:22 pm
RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 4:25 pm
RE: I am God - by Drich - March 25, 2013 at 1:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 25, 2013 at 1:05 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 4:27 pm
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 24, 2013 at 7:26 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 24, 2013 at 10:49 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 25, 2013 at 3:25 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 25, 2013 at 2:57 pm
RE: I am God - by Fruity - March 24, 2013 at 8:23 pm
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 2:11 am
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 26, 2013 at 7:31 am
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 26, 2013 at 9:12 pm
RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 27, 2013 at 12:58 pm
RE: I am God - by Godschild - March 28, 2013 at 1:34 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 1:39 am
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 1:13 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 1:45 pm
RE: I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 25, 2013 at 3:17 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:26 pm
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 25, 2013 at 3:29 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 25, 2013 at 3:30 pm
RE: I am God - by junkyardboy - March 27, 2013 at 12:08 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 26, 2013 at 9:52 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 26, 2013 at 9:56 pm
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 26, 2013 at 11:07 pm
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:13 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:50 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 1:53 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 1:56 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 2:02 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:16 am
RE: I am God - by Ryantology - March 28, 2013 at 2:18 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:23 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 2:29 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 2:35 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:20 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:25 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:26 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:32 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:43 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:50 am
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 11:51 am
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:20 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 7:30 pm
RE: I am God - by Nine - March 28, 2013 at 11:34 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 2:12 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 2:17 am
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 3:05 am
RE: I am God - by jstrodel - March 28, 2013 at 3:08 am
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 28, 2013 at 3:18 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:00 am
RE: I am God - by downbeatplumb - March 28, 2013 at 11:07 am
RE: I am God - by Baalzebutt - March 28, 2013 at 11:31 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 11:53 am
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 11:55 am
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:03 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm
RE: I am God - by CleanShavenJesus - March 28, 2013 at 12:12 pm
RE: I am God - by Esquilax - March 28, 2013 at 12:11 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 12:36 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:25 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:28 pm
RE: I am God - by Undeceived - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am God - by Tonus - March 28, 2013 at 7:39 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:29 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:34 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:41 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:35 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 7:38 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:40 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:44 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:52 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 7:55 pm
RE: I am God - by catfish - March 28, 2013 at 7:59 pm
RE: I am God - by Joel - March 28, 2013 at 8:00 pm
RE: I am God - by Foxaèr - March 30, 2013 at 3:03 pm
I am God - by The Reality Salesman - March 23, 2013 at 7:06 pm
RE: I am God - by Rayaan - March 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm
RE: I am God - by Something completely different - March 23, 2013 at 7:14 pm

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