Come and get served by The Serveant!

[Violet]

You get more bees with honey. Just sayin I wonder how many people besides my bud Tonus are reading this thread anyways? Tell you what Violet, I will let you off on your responsibility.. this time. Since you're a new deity I shall give allowances for your lack of omnipotence and your failure to know what I need before I do.

Now you're a smart girl, stay out of trouble. Well it's easy for you to say when you want that bee to go away... but some of us love the honey! Some of us love the honey... yeah the bees are making money!

More than just you two, I don't bother to ask who is reading a post I write today... instead I ask: who is reading a post I write... a century from now? A millennia from now?

I've no responsibilities to you.

If I'm a 'new' deity... I really have to wonder just what an old deity is

Obviously... I didn't care what you needed: I only did as you asked. Jesus was right, man: there's just no pleasing some people.

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You get more bees with honey.

B-but... the bees make the honey.

Oh no... is that how the serveant keeps her prices so low? By stealing from the bees???

Stealing? How could you accuse me of such?

It's more that I gently, and out of the kindness of my heart, remove from the bees the great burden of the honey that they carry around with them... without even their asking: I relieve them of the weight that holds them down. Being a telepathic being, I hear their thoughts towards their honey... it's a bit like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEK0hp6GXD8

I even free the gentle beefolk from the encumbrance vested upon them by that slave-driver of a whore they must call Queen on pain of death.

I'm a contender in the market, nothing more. What, would you rather she a monopoly?

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Don't ask don't tell. But, since you asked, the answer is that there's a whole underworld of bears. Thug bears doing the bidding of the Serveant, stealing honey from bees and baby elephants from their mamas. Its fucked up shit

What's fascinating about this, is that it's misattributed to me No matter... I've seen it all before.