RE: Calculating the trajectory of jesus
September 12, 2013 at 2:15 am
(This post was last modified: September 12, 2013 at 2:38 am by Lemonvariable72.)
I would like to amend my earlier caluclation, he is headed for the galaxy NGC 4642, heh maybe the mormons were right LOL
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(September 11, 2013 at 9:29 pm)Ryantology Wrote:(September 11, 2013 at 5:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Load him up and let's see.
That gives me an idea.
Step 1: Hire a numerologist to peruse the Bible until he finds the secret code which reveals the exact trajectory of Christ's ascent
Step 2: Launch Christians from catapult until the trajectory is replicated to atomic precision
Step 3: Continue until you have either discovered the front door of Heaven or until you run out of Christians
One way or another, the eternal question of God's existence will be resolved by the end of the experiment.
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To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
