Proof of creation no atheist can debunk (100% bulletproof)

[Rev. Rye]

1,440 minutes in a day = adds up to 9
86,400 seconds in a day = adds up to 9
10,080 minutes in a week = adds up to 9
525,600 minutes in a year = adds up to 9

Minutes and seconds in a day, week, month, year will always reduce to 9. Totally unaffected by the varying number of days in months and years i.E "leap years".

Um, that's not a proof of God. You see, there's 24 hours in a day and 60 minutes in an hour. You might notice that both numbers are divisible by three. Three times three is nine. Multiply two multiples of three, and you'll inevitably get a multiple of nine. And, since weeks, months, and years are all defined by a certain number of days, of course they're all going to be multiples of nine, too. And, eventually, if you add the digits of any multiple of nine, they will all eventually add up to nine. That's how the nine times table works.

And now, I'd like to let Mark Margolis tell you the basic problem with your reasoning, such as it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1IzNKIHhp0

Seriously, this has to be the dumbest argument for the existence of God I've ever heard, and I once won a reputation point for pointing out something I thought was the dumbest argument for God.

EDIT: Wow, I got another reputation point for a Darren Aronofsky clip and a refresher course in second grade math. Thanks, TaraJo.