RE: Shit My Mom says
January 30, 2014 at 5:17 pm
(This post was last modified: January 30, 2014 at 5:18 pm by My imaginary friend is GOD.)
Me: Hey, Mom.
Mom: Hay is for horses.
Me: Mom, can I _____?
Mom: I don't know, CAN you?
(This is where I'm supposed to correct myself and say, "MAY I _____?")
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
For no reason...
Mom: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll!
She says that when she wants to say something but doesn't know what to say.
Mom: Hay is for horses.
Me: Mom, can I _____?
Mom: I don't know, CAN you?
(This is where I'm supposed to correct myself and say, "MAY I _____?")
Me: I'll take that as a yes.
For no reason...
Mom: Sex, drugs, and rock and roll!
She says that when she wants to say something but doesn't know what to say.