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Shit My Mom says
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RE: Shit My Mom says
(January 30, 2014 at 5:36 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote:
(January 30, 2014 at 5:35 pm)pineapplebunnybounce Wrote: Her: Why do you get shocked when you touch things in winter?
Me: Well, because the air is drier and there's less water molecules to neutralize the static charges. Because water is polar, one end of it is more positive than the other.
Her: I don't think that's why.
Me: Yea? Why not? (I always know what's coming at this point)
Her: Doesn't sound real.


It's amazing, my mum thinks science is a huge scam but encourages me to further my education, in science.
That must be a mother thing, mine does it too .

Yours doesn't believe in science, too? I don't think it's a mum thing, XD, my mum was horrible in school because she did manual labour throughout her entire childhood. It's fun because she doesn't know much and I think the only science fact she appreciates is that apple cores are sour and bitter because they've evolved to prevent the seeds from being chewed up. The rest of it she thinks is bullshit. No idea what she thinks I do in school or labs.
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Shit My Mom says - by BrokenQuill92 - January 22, 2014 at 10:35 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by c172 - January 22, 2014 at 10:36 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by BrokenQuill92 - January 22, 2014 at 10:38 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - January 22, 2014 at 11:20 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by BrokenQuill92 - January 23, 2014 at 1:03 am
RE: Shit My Mom says - by ElleBelle - January 23, 2014 at 12:27 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by c172 - January 23, 2014 at 12:31 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by BrokenQuill92 - January 30, 2014 at 7:12 am
RE: Shit My Mom says - by null--69 - January 30, 2014 at 12:30 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by rexbeccarox - January 30, 2014 at 4:39 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by Cato - January 30, 2014 at 5:12 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by My imaginary friend is GOD - January 30, 2014 at 5:17 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by pineapplebunnybounce - January 30, 2014 at 5:35 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by BrokenQuill92 - January 30, 2014 at 5:36 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by pineapplebunnybounce - January 30, 2014 at 5:41 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by BrokenQuill92 - January 30, 2014 at 5:45 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by pineapplebunnybounce - January 30, 2014 at 5:53 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by Drich - January 30, 2014 at 10:29 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by Shaggy - January 30, 2014 at 10:35 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by ElleBelle - January 30, 2014 at 10:52 pm
RE: Shit My Mom says - by pineapplebunnybounce - February 2, 2014 at 8:12 pm

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