I am God. Bacon is me. Praise Saint Bacon for eternity.
Sausages are my disciples and melons my slaves. Lust is my spirit and beer my parade.
Eat me and I shall come unto you, and everyone says, "Amen."
Sausages are my disciples and melons my slaves. Lust is my spirit and beer my parade.
Eat me and I shall come unto you, and everyone says, "Amen."
Pointing around: "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, I'm out!"
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon
Half Baked
"Let the atheists come to me, and stop keeping them away, because the kingdom of heathens belongs to people like these." -Saint Bacon