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The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie

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The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie
February 12, 2014 at 7:13 pm
Actually, the Bible DOES ban masturbation, and in no uncertain terms:

From Paul's epistle to the Peloponnesians, chapter 4, verses 8-13:

'And Jesus did goeth among the people of Sidon and spake He unto them; Verily I say unto ye that thou mayest not touch thy secret parts, or the privy members of thy flesh, for such is abomination unto the Lord. And the goo thou producest thereby is the Devil's own condiment. Further, ye shall not looketh upon the scrolls lately come up out of Egypt, which showest all manner of fornication and vileness and createth a fire in thy hidden places. And...and...erm...I'll be back in 20 minutes....'

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RE: The Bible does NOT ban masturbation..another Christian lie - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 12, 2014 at 7:13 pm

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