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'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death
(February 17, 2014 at 12:27 am)popeyespappy Wrote: This is the second snake bite death at Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name church that I am aware of. Melinda Brown the wife of another snake handling preacher Punkin Brown received a fatal bite during a service at this church in 1995. Punkin died 3 years later after being bitten at the Rock House Holiness Church near Scottsboro, Alabama. Freedom of religion be damned. These people need to be locked in rubber room for their own good. Hopefully before they breed. Punkin and Melinda had 5 under age children when he died. Last I heard the maternal grandparents were fighting to keep the kids out of the custody of the paternal grandparents who run another snake charming church the Holiness Church of God in Jesus Name in South Carolina.

When fundamentalists are extirpating themselves in the name of Jesus and salvation, always far it should be for you to presume any alternative fate ought to be good for them.

(February 17, 2014 at 8:24 am)MitchBenn Wrote:
(February 16, 2014 at 6:45 pm)Tonus Wrote: He's in a better place now.

Than Kentucky?

Well, he is literally in Kentucky now, as oppose to merely being sort of on Kentucky.

(February 17, 2014 at 3:38 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Perhaps it was a possessed snake...

Once again demonic possession proved stronger than the Holy Spirit.

(February 17, 2014 at 12:58 am)popeyespappy Wrote: Im more concerned for the kids than the adults, Min. I used to work with a few of the Rock House Holiness crazies a few years back. Those people shouldn't be allowed to raise children.

Perhaps tests of faith via legless reptile ought to start young so all the faithful can croak before they can pollute the gene pool.
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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Anomalocaris - February 17, 2014 at 11:06 am

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