'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death

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'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death

February 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm

(February 18, 2014 at 1:54 pm)Simon Moon Wrote: The irony is, that the entire snake handling passage in Mark is not even original the the Gospel.

It was a 2nd century addition.

This guy died for an interpolation because some scribe half a century later did not like the abrupt ending of Mark. The writing style is not even the same.

I heard about that. Mark just ends with someone telling the women at the tomb that Jesus isn't there, and they didn't bother to talk to anyone about it. End book.

Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Ryantology - February 16, 2014 at 6:43 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Tonus - February 16, 2014 at 6:45 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by MitchBenn - February 17, 2014 at 8:24 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 16, 2014 at 7:05 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Bad Wolf - February 16, 2014 at 7:12 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Drich - February 16, 2014 at 11:56 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Whateverist - February 20, 2014 at 7:41 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 16, 2014 at 11:58 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Jackalope - February 16, 2014 at 11:58 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Drich - February 17, 2014 at 12:00 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Minimalist - February 17, 2014 at 12:20 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by popeyespappy - February 17, 2014 at 12:27 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Minimalist - February 17, 2014 at 12:51 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Anomalocaris - February 17, 2014 at 11:06 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by discipulus - February 25, 2014 at 9:53 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Faith No More - February 25, 2014 at 9:59 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Esquilax - February 25, 2014 at 9:59 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by truthBtold - February 25, 2014 at 10:01 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Chad32 - February 17, 2014 at 12:47 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by popeyespappy - February 17, 2014 at 12:58 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Minimalist - February 17, 2014 at 1:41 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Esquilax - February 17, 2014 at 2:07 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Ryantology - February 17, 2014 at 2:15 am

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Chad32 - February 17, 2014 at 10:12 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Minimalist - February 17, 2014 at 2:32 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Ryantology - February 17, 2014 at 2:40 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Jacob(smooth) - February 17, 2014 at 3:38 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by No_God - February 17, 2014 at 10:04 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Jackalope - February 18, 2014 at 1:18 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Anomalocaris - February 18, 2014 at 1:45 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Simon Moon - February 18, 2014 at 1:54 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Chad32 - February 18, 2014 at 1:58 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Minimalist - February 18, 2014 at 2:11 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 18, 2014 at 2:58 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Chad32 - February 18, 2014 at 3:34 pm

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Jacob(smooth) - February 18, 2014 at 3:01 pm

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 18, 2014 at 4:07 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Chad32 - February 18, 2014 at 4:08 pm

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Ryantology - February 18, 2014 at 6:09 pm

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Zen Badger - February 19, 2014 at 8:47 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 18, 2014 at 4:51 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by FreeTony - February 18, 2014 at 6:49 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Ryantology - February 18, 2014 at 8:12 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Jackalope - February 18, 2014 at 9:23 pm

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cinjin - February 18, 2014 at 9:36 pm

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RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 24, 2014 at 10:45 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Tonus - February 24, 2014 at 10:46 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Faith No More - February 24, 2014 at 10:53 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by truthBtold - February 25, 2014 at 8:32 am

RE: 'Snake Salvation' Pastor Dies Hilariously Ironic Death - by Cyberman - February 24, 2014 at 12:36 pm

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