Okay, so I have an idea that kills two birds with one stone. We have a hunger problem in the United States, and we have TOO DAMN MANY senior citizens. I propose we feed seniors to the hungry.
Also, in the 70s, the US military developed a "gay bomb" - a bomb that would turn people gay. I think we should drop it on overpopulated parts of the world, and also on the Ugandan and Russian governments. And also Jamaica.
Also, in the 70s, the US military developed a "gay bomb" - a bomb that would turn people gay. I think we should drop it on overpopulated parts of the world, and also on the Ugandan and Russian governments. And also Jamaica.