(April 13, 2014 at 7:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(April 13, 2014 at 7:31 pm)Coffee Jesus Wrote: When I responded to a mormon's conversion attempt by telling him I was an atheist, he responded, "Why? Did something bad happen to you?"
You should have said "yeah....I ran into some mormon shithead."
With that line, I could have convinced him that maybe conversion wasn't his strong suit.