RE: The atheists get to poop thier pants thread
May 7, 2014 at 4:30 am
(This post was last modified: May 7, 2014 at 4:31 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
*shrug* If you don't wish to pray in public, then don't.
That being said, if an invocation or a benediction or whatever is occurring that isn't part of your faith, I see no reason to sit quietly and respectfully. Here are some fun things to do while others at a government function are praying:
*While playing GTA5 on your mobile device, cheer and shout, 'Got you muthafukka!!'
*Loudly and clearly sing songs about goblins.
*Hum something. Anything.
*Practice your clog-dancing.
*In your carries-to-the-back-of-the-hall voice, repeat words of the benediction a split second after the speaker says them.
*Bring a crossword puzzle. Find a person seated near you with their head bowed reverentially and ask them, 'What's a 9-letter word for urinary catheter?'
Remember, YOU didn't ask for this prayer - it's nothing to do with you (you just showed up to voice your opinion on the proposed tax for the new reservoir or something), so I see no reason to interrupt your business while your neighbours pray their empty little heads off.
I've though of some others, but I have to go change me trousies.
Boru
That being said, if an invocation or a benediction or whatever is occurring that isn't part of your faith, I see no reason to sit quietly and respectfully. Here are some fun things to do while others at a government function are praying:
*While playing GTA5 on your mobile device, cheer and shout, 'Got you muthafukka!!'
*Loudly and clearly sing songs about goblins.
*Hum something. Anything.
*Practice your clog-dancing.
*In your carries-to-the-back-of-the-hall voice, repeat words of the benediction a split second after the speaker says them.
*Bring a crossword puzzle. Find a person seated near you with their head bowed reverentially and ask them, 'What's a 9-letter word for urinary catheter?'
Remember, YOU didn't ask for this prayer - it's nothing to do with you (you just showed up to voice your opinion on the proposed tax for the new reservoir or something), so I see no reason to interrupt your business while your neighbours pray their empty little heads off.
I've though of some others, but I have to go change me trousies.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
