RE: What are you willing to do for Bryan Fischer?
May 21, 2014 at 7:04 pm
(This post was last modified: May 21, 2014 at 7:04 pm by Coffee Jesus.)
(May 20, 2014 at 11:54 am)Rev. Rye Wrote:
- He thinks Anders Breivik's analysis of Islam is accurate, but considers him Muslim, because terrorists are, by definition, Muslim.
- He believes the First amendment applies only to Triune Christians.
- He believes Anthony Weiner only ran for mayor of New York so his wife could engage in Jihadist activity.
- He believes women should not serve in the military, run for office, or vote.
- Regardless of this, he is convinced that anyone who criticises Sarah Palin is possessed by Satan.
- He believes gay people perpetrated the Holocaust.
- He insists the clusterfuck over Sandra Fluke makes the left look more misogynistic than the right.
- Because some southern Democrats supported the Jim Crow laws decades ago, therefore all liberals are racist. Therefore, all racists are liberals.
- Is convinced Obama is as racist and paranoid as he is, and is convinced Homeland Security wants to kill him and, to this end, is stockpiling ammunition.
- Thinks Obama is importing Muslims from elsewhere for the express purposes of destroying America.
- Believes that Obama photoshopped himself into the famous Situation Room photo.
- Insists Native Americans are still poor because they still retain ties to their old culture, and, thus genocide against them is/was justified.
- Believes that JC Penney's hiring Ellen DeGeneres as their spokeswoman will lead women into lesbianism, and, therefore, in his mind, anyway, a shitty life.
- Considers anti-gay hate crimes to be justifiable.
- Considers it good to kidnap children from same-sex couples.
- Assumes Global Warming is somehow a religion.
- Refuses to believe HIV causes AIDS.
- Thinks a soldier who saved one of his comrades' lives is unworthy of the Congressional Medal of Honor.
- Thinks that a bear attack at Yellowstone Park is the result of man turning his back on God, and, to avoid this, we should kill EVERY WILD ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE.
- Insists the rise in HPV is due to Bill Clinton.
- Thinks Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" quote is accurate.
- Thinks Hispanics are socialists by nature and, thus, lazy, and vote Democratic.
Hmmm, this was kind of TL-DR the first time I looked at it.
Are you sure you're not exaggerating?