The problem with a list of pronouncements is that as soon as you run into something that isn't on the list, you're essentially bluescreened. Much better to have a system whereby we can ascertain every situation on its own merits. Teach a man to fish, in fact,
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'