(June 29, 2014 at 6:02 pm)Confused Ape Wrote:[/hide]
Sorry, but I just don't believe that. Pope Damasus I commissioned Saint Jerome to write the Vulgate for a specific purpose. It was to hide the awkward fact that Jesus was really a Buddhist monk who survived the crucifixion and spent the rest of his life in Kashmir. This has to be true because the BBC made a documentary about it.
Jesus got waylaid by the Hindu John the Baptist, who threw him in the Jordan River to wash away his sins. Jesus (aka God) had been a dirty sinner until John baptized him. But since it wasn't in the Ganges River it didn't really count.