RE: Confessions
July 17, 2014 at 6:50 pm
(This post was last modified: July 17, 2014 at 6:51 pm by Amalynne0.)
One time when I used to work for Disney I was sitting on the cast member shuttle to work, enduring an existence of minimum wage and Barbie smiles, when I heard a manager a seat away from me say, "I've prepared everything for the meeting today and given clear guidelines how I want our cast members to copulate our star employees."
Yes. He said copulate.
I sat there, blinking.
And then he said it again, and again and again... and what I gathered was that he had meant to say EMULATE. I can only guess, for all I know Disney has weirdly kinky policies at an executive level.
What I guess I'm confessing is that I knew I should have told him differently. I shouldn't have let him off the shuttle knowing he was surely going to humiliate himself... but I didn't say anything. I was evil, I even smiled darkly inside.
I know, I'm awful.
The power of rejection is so sweet.
Yes. He said copulate.
I sat there, blinking.
And then he said it again, and again and again... and what I gathered was that he had meant to say EMULATE. I can only guess, for all I know Disney has weirdly kinky policies at an executive level.
What I guess I'm confessing is that I knew I should have told him differently. I shouldn't have let him off the shuttle knowing he was surely going to humiliate himself... but I didn't say anything. I was evil, I even smiled darkly inside.
I know, I'm awful.
(July 17, 2014 at 6:35 pm)TheGamingAtheist Wrote: When I was 13, my sister and I were rolling down a hill and I rolled into a big pile of dog krap. It was on the butt of my pants for like 5 hours before I, or anyone else, even noticed. HOWEVER, this guy I liked at the time noticed and made fun of me all through junior high and high school until I became this popular princess. THEN he wanted to date me. So, I went out on a date with him and told him that his penis was too small for me to ever look at him again and I told the entire school. ASSHOLE
The power of rejection is so sweet.
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it.
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-- Mark Twain, Notebook