(July 17, 2014 at 6:35 pm)TheGamingAtheist Wrote: When I was 13, my sister and I were rolling down a hill and I rolled into a big pile of dog krap. It was on the butt of my pants for like 5 hours before I, or anyone else, even noticed. HOWEVER, this guy I liked at the time noticed and made fun of me all through junior high and high school until I became this popular princess. THEN he wanted to date me. So, I went out on a date with him and told him that his penis was too small for me to ever look at him again and I told the entire school. ASSHOLE
Revenge, served cold.