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RE: college Professor
July 17, 2014 at 7:28 pm
(July 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm)atheist04330 Wrote: A college Professor stood on his chair and said, “If your imaginary friend really exists, then maybe he can knock me off this chair”. Nothing happened. The class was quiet. “See! Now I’ll give it a couple more minutes.” An Army Vet stood, punched him in the face, knocking him out, then sat back down. As the Professor came to, he looked at student and said, “WHY’D YOU DO THAT!” Vet said “GOD was busy protecting my buddies still fighting for your right to say and do stupid stuff like this, so HE SENT ME!!”


What the f?

I'm assuming this is a story you heard from someone?

If it's true, did they mention the student being arrested for assault and "god" stepping in to protect him?
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college Professor - by atheist04330 - July 17, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: college Professor - by ShaMan - July 17, 2014 at 7:25 pm
RE: college Professor - by JesusHChrist - July 17, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: college Professor - by Natachan - July 17, 2014 at 7:27 pm
RE: college Professor - by The Valkyrie - July 17, 2014 at 7:28 pm
RE: college Professor - by Minimalist - July 17, 2014 at 7:37 pm
RE: college Professor - by Brakeman - July 17, 2014 at 7:56 pm
RE: college Professor - by Jenny A - July 17, 2014 at 8:17 pm
RE: college Professor - by Marsellus Wallace - July 18, 2014 at 12:02 am
RE: college Professor - by atheist04330 - July 17, 2014 at 8:22 pm
RE: college Professor - by The Valkyrie - July 17, 2014 at 8:24 pm
RE: college Professor - by ignoramus - July 17, 2014 at 8:24 pm
RE: college Professor - by StealthySkeptic - July 17, 2014 at 11:57 pm
RE: college Professor - by Cyberman - July 20, 2014 at 11:03 pm
RE: college Professor - by The Grand Nudger - July 18, 2014 at 12:04 am
RE: college Professor - by Faith No More - July 18, 2014 at 12:25 am
RE: college Professor - by ignoramus - July 18, 2014 at 3:17 am
RE: college Professor - by Brakeman - July 20, 2014 at 6:46 pm
RE: college Professor - by Minimalist - July 20, 2014 at 11:08 pm
RE: college Professor - by Cyberman - July 20, 2014 at 11:21 pm
RE: college Professor - by ThomM - July 20, 2014 at 11:14 pm
RE: college Professor - by CapnAwesome - July 20, 2014 at 11:31 pm
RE: college Professor - by Angrboda - July 21, 2014 at 12:00 pm
RE: college Professor - by Angrboda - July 21, 2014 at 7:01 pm
RE: college Professor - by Mudhammam - July 22, 2014 at 12:23 am
RE: college Professor - by Angrboda - July 22, 2014 at 7:08 pm
RE: college Professor - by atheist04330 - July 21, 2014 at 2:38 am
RE: college Professor - by FreeTony - July 21, 2014 at 3:56 am
RE: college Professor - by ignoramus - July 21, 2014 at 5:00 am
RE: college Professor - by jesus_wept - July 21, 2014 at 5:05 am
RE: college Professor - by Mister Agenda - July 21, 2014 at 12:14 pm
RE: college Professor - by StealthySkeptic - July 21, 2014 at 3:08 pm
RE: college Professor - by Minimalist - July 21, 2014 at 3:05 pm
RE: college Professor - by Mudhammam - July 21, 2014 at 3:13 pm
RE: college Professor - by StealthySkeptic - July 21, 2014 at 4:10 pm
RE: college Professor - by Mister Agenda - July 22, 2014 at 11:10 am

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