Rev! You're useful after all! Not only do you preside as the resident comic relief, but your drooling (either from erotic jealousy or sheer simplicity, I'm not sure...) also acts as a great source of natural lube, and you can be a stand in during Losty's epic refractory period. You can quintuple, nay sextuple your usefulness if you provide some naughty Christian ladies who are willing to join in our debauchery.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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