Actually, I consider myself to be the most important, most valuable, and most to-be-envied person in existence.
When I die, the universe ends. Pfft. Finito. Clearly, everything that exists radiates outwards from Yours Truly. I am the centre of all. There is nothing - absolutely nothing - that does not exist for the sole purpose of my aid or entertainment. I need rosewood to craft a guitar, and rosewood exists. I need ice lollies for a treat, and BAM they exist. I want to respond to poorly thought-out forum posts, and a lot of people spend a lot of time, effort, and money to create the internet to enable me to do just that.
How the hell can you say I'm restricted from true greatness? I am Ultimately Great. I am the OmniMax - more important than any god people have managed to dream up. The universe exist to support me, nothing else. No more Boru = no more universe. Gods pale in comparison.
Boru
When I die, the universe ends. Pfft. Finito. Clearly, everything that exists radiates outwards from Yours Truly. I am the centre of all. There is nothing - absolutely nothing - that does not exist for the sole purpose of my aid or entertainment. I need rosewood to craft a guitar, and rosewood exists. I need ice lollies for a treat, and BAM they exist. I want to respond to poorly thought-out forum posts, and a lot of people spend a lot of time, effort, and money to create the internet to enable me to do just that.
How the hell can you say I'm restricted from true greatness? I am Ultimately Great. I am the OmniMax - more important than any god people have managed to dream up. The universe exist to support me, nothing else. No more Boru = no more universe. Gods pale in comparison.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
