(August 18, 2014 at 4:29 pm)Chuck Wrote:(August 18, 2014 at 12:01 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: I think the reaction would depend on the kind of life.... simple bacteria or laser wielding high tech beings who want to eat us and steal our women
Aliens who have to resort to our women evidently can't be that high tech.
(August 18, 2014 at 1:35 pm)bladevalant546 Wrote: Thanks for the thoughts, I always thought significant life would effect the psychology of the earth in terms of forward thinking (I am giving humans more credit.). However, I think religions whom will not adapt would not accept it.
In another a more humorous note. Humans will always ask the three basic questions pertaining to alien life.
1. Can we kill it.
2. Can we eat it.
3. Can we fuck it.
You make the remarkable assumption that the manly bravado of humans really could possibly survive the first contact with aliens.
More realistically, the basic question we would ask soon after pissing in out pants would be:
1. Will they let us live.
2. Do we taste good to them.
3. Can we sell them our women to buy our lives.
4. Will they honor the terms of the sale.
I know, I was most likely being joking. We would not stand a chance to an alien invasion.
I would be a televangelist....but I have too much of a soul.