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16 Reasons Harry Potter is Better Than The Bible
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RE: 16 Reasons Harry Potter is Better Than The Bible
(October 10, 2014 at 1:57 am)Zidneya Wrote:
(October 9, 2014 at 10:19 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: By the time Narcissa went to check his vital signs, Harry had already revived

Oh yeah how could I forget that. Let me rephrase that.

Jesus took three days to resurrect.

Harry took three seconds.

The question isn't how long Harry took to revive or resurrect, it's whether he was ever actually dead. (Which itself is irrelevant because he is a fictional character.)
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: 16 Reasons Harry Potter is Better Than The Bible - by Clueless Morgan - October 10, 2014 at 8:31 pm

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