(October 26, 2014 at 12:03 am)Brakeman Wrote:(October 25, 2014 at 11:50 pm)KUSA Wrote: Gay butt sex? It is an abomination after all.I spill my semen on the ground plenty as is, but as I'm straight, and married, I'll just have to lie to god and say I'm secretly coveting other men's asses, and their donkeys too. If any of you do talk to god, tell him I'm gay'er than the whole of Sodom.
According to Jimmy Carter, the impure thoughts are just as bad as actually doing it.
So, to help with your quest,
clear your mind, and imagine I am approaching you with a bucket of lube and my Jeff Strycker dildo, you're high on coke, and meth so you can go for 3 days without stopping. Styx is playing Heavy Metal Poisoning on my stereo at full volume, I am dressed as Little Joe Cartwright . . . .
