1. How do you know if god is a) teaching you a lesson b)disciplining you or c) satan is attacking you?
The Goddamned wholey spirit will tell you.
2. Why are there so many religions? (free will not accepted)
Because there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers that believe in the wrong god.
3. Why is christianity the correct religion?
Because Jebus said so and I have a personal relationship with him.
4. Why do christians fight each other about stuff like baptism, communion or free will v predestiny?
Because most Christians are stupid and can't understand the straightforward writing in the bable.
5. Will jews go to hell?
Fuck yeah they will, the sooner the better.
6. Why did jesus never write anything down for us?
Because he had his hommies do it for him.
7. Why did paul write the majority of the nt when he never knew jesus?
He did know jebus just like you should.
8. Why did the people who assembled the bible leave out so many known letters?
The book was getting thick.
9. if god created EVERYTHING, why did he create sin? or better put satan?
Because it would be boring otherwise.
10. The creator of the universe created everything. For millions of years, there were no humans. All of a sudden humans just appear not evolve. Does a being capable of all this really desire a relationship with me?
Yes he does and it's sexual in nature.
11. If he does want a relationship with me, why does he not want one with the millions of other people who are not mainly european and american?
They don't take a bath. Duh!
The Goddamned wholey spirit will tell you.
2. Why are there so many religions? (free will not accepted)
Because there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers that believe in the wrong god.
3. Why is christianity the correct religion?
Because Jebus said so and I have a personal relationship with him.
4. Why do christians fight each other about stuff like baptism, communion or free will v predestiny?
Because most Christians are stupid and can't understand the straightforward writing in the bable.
5. Will jews go to hell?
Fuck yeah they will, the sooner the better.
6. Why did jesus never write anything down for us?
Because he had his hommies do it for him.
7. Why did paul write the majority of the nt when he never knew jesus?
He did know jebus just like you should.
8. Why did the people who assembled the bible leave out so many known letters?
The book was getting thick.
9. if god created EVERYTHING, why did he create sin? or better put satan?
Because it would be boring otherwise.
10. The creator of the universe created everything. For millions of years, there were no humans. All of a sudden humans just appear not evolve. Does a being capable of all this really desire a relationship with me?
Yes he does and it's sexual in nature.
11. If he does want a relationship with me, why does he not want one with the millions of other people who are not mainly european and american?
They don't take a bath. Duh!
