RE: Help! I need to worship Satan
December 20, 2014 at 4:50 pm
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2014 at 4:52 pm by Alex K.)
(December 20, 2014 at 1:44 pm)simplemoss Wrote:(December 19, 2014 at 11:24 am)dyresand Wrote: well to help you out more with this you have to lay with another man @Op
and do stuff
FUCKING GREAT!!!!! so know I have too fuck a virgin, a goat, a man, and the devil himself, aren't there any satanist rituals that don't involve my penis?????
Sorry, pretty much all of them involve penis...
Although...
Well, there's this other one, but I'm not even sure I should tell you...
Ok, so you need a live chicken, a wooden ladder, 10 pounds of swiss cheese, a diesel engine spark plug and 300 feet of copper wire. I'll get back to you with the details, gotta run!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
