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The God of Convenience
RE: The God of Convenience
(January 6, 2015 at 12:20 am)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: You mean guy who said this about the death of Judas: "His body having swollen to such extent that he could not pass where a chariot could pass easily, he was crushed by the chariot, so that his bowels gushed out."

And:

"Judas was a terrible, walking example of ungodliness in this world, his flesh was bloated. For his eyelids were so swollen that he could not see the light at all, and his eyes could not be seen: so far had they sunk below the outer surface. When he relieved himself there passed through it pus and worms from every part of his body, much to his shame. After much agony and punishment he finally died in his own place. And because of the stench the area is deserted and uninhabitable even now; in fact, to this day no one can pass that place unless they hold their nose, so great was the discharge from his body and so far did it spread over the ground."

Sounds reliable.

Maybe Lek thinks demonic juices leaked out of Judas' body.

Sounds like a horror movie! Look at all the college professors today and the stupid things they say.
Quote:It's not like less than 10% of the population being able to read or write would matter, though, I'm sure.

That doesn't have anything to do with how smart they were. It just means that they didn't have a chance to learn to read.
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The God of Convenience - by Mental Outlaw - December 29, 2014 at 10:09 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Aoi Magi - December 30, 2014 at 2:21 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - December 30, 2014 at 10:51 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Spooky - December 30, 2014 at 1:35 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Tonus - December 30, 2014 at 2:05 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - December 30, 2014 at 4:16 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - December 30, 2014 at 5:04 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by JuliaL - December 30, 2014 at 5:13 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 1, 2015 at 6:18 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 1, 2015 at 6:15 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - January 1, 2015 at 6:25 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 1, 2015 at 6:54 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 1, 2015 at 7:22 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - January 1, 2015 at 7:52 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 1, 2015 at 8:01 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Jenny A - January 1, 2015 at 8:56 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - January 1, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 1, 2015 at 7:46 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Tonus - January 1, 2015 at 9:49 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by The Grand Nudger - January 1, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 1, 2015 at 7:24 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 1, 2015 at 8:21 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 1, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 1, 2015 at 11:37 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - January 3, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 3, 2015 at 3:33 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Foxaèr - January 3, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 3:59 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by bennyboy - January 3, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 4:25 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 3, 2015 at 4:33 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by bennyboy - January 4, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 4, 2015 at 3:41 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Minimalist - January 4, 2015 at 9:43 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 3, 2015 at 5:21 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Jenny A - January 3, 2015 at 11:12 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 3, 2015 at 9:41 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 3, 2015 at 10:19 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 11:41 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Kulthenius - January 4, 2015 at 1:18 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 4, 2015 at 1:14 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 4, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 4, 2015 at 6:12 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 4, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 4, 2015 at 7:11 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 4, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 4, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 4, 2015 at 10:10 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 4, 2015 at 11:55 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 5, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 2:04 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by FatAndFaithless - January 5, 2015 at 2:06 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Foxaèr - January 5, 2015 at 2:07 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by h4ym4n - January 5, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 5, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 5, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 5, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 5, 2015 at 2:24 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by FatAndFaithless - January 5, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 5, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 2:50 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 5, 2015 at 4:01 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 7:00 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 5, 2015 at 7:14 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 8:33 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by abaris - January 5, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 8:45 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Esquilax - January 5, 2015 at 9:08 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 11:01 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 6, 2015 at 12:20 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 6, 2015 at 11:46 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 6, 2015 at 12:03 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 4, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 4, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Mudhammam - January 4, 2015 at 1:52 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 3, 2015 at 11:19 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - January 3, 2015 at 11:30 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Minimalist - January 1, 2015 at 7:32 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Minimalist - January 1, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by The Grand Nudger - January 1, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by JuliaL - January 3, 2015 at 4:12 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 3, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by JuliaL - January 4, 2015 at 1:16 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 3, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Thumpalumpacus - January 5, 2015 at 2:07 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by robvalue - January 5, 2015 at 2:37 am
RE: The God of Convenience - by robvalue - January 5, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by FatAndFaithless - January 5, 2015 at 2:04 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by The Grand Nudger - January 5, 2015 at 2:08 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by FatAndFaithless - January 5, 2015 at 2:51 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by The Grand Nudger - January 5, 2015 at 3:00 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by robvalue - January 5, 2015 at 3:01 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 3:06 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by robvalue - January 5, 2015 at 3:07 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 3:09 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by robvalue - January 5, 2015 at 3:11 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by Lek - January 5, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: The God of Convenience - by dyresand - January 5, 2015 at 4:17 pm



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