RE: Divine Intervention...
January 7, 2015 at 1:18 pm
(This post was last modified: January 7, 2015 at 1:47 pm by Landfish.)
I agree with all you guys and gals.
We damn sure know God's not busy helping out little boys. By allowing Snicker Bars and Catholic Priests to coexist, that becomes abundantly clear in a hurry.
And too...
How can these people demand their elected officials lead an error free life and office.
Yet Thornhead who's allegedly omnipotent and omniscient can't close one holy eye and fart...
How is it this bumbling, incompetent bloodthirsty prick keeps getting reelected (if you will)
Landfish for God!!! The damn NRA will probably destroy my political aspirations. I think a tiny minded asshole of God works perfectly for very affluent Americans aka the GOP.
If they trash my campaign don't forget to right me in. And since I'm running a platform on humanism and real love and tolerance....
I've got a wild ass idea...that as soon as I'm voted in as God and assume the Galactic Throne.
I hereby promise.... My first task as God is to delete the devil...that said I intend to stop suffering and death. You can all have anything you desire. I'll also create immutable laws where everyone is ecstatic and harm never comes to anyone.....
I'm telling you. You'll love me as God
We damn sure know God's not busy helping out little boys. By allowing Snicker Bars and Catholic Priests to coexist, that becomes abundantly clear in a hurry.
And too...
How can these people demand their elected officials lead an error free life and office.
Yet Thornhead who's allegedly omnipotent and omniscient can't close one holy eye and fart...
How is it this bumbling, incompetent bloodthirsty prick keeps getting reelected (if you will)
Landfish for God!!! The damn NRA will probably destroy my political aspirations. I think a tiny minded asshole of God works perfectly for very affluent Americans aka the GOP.
If they trash my campaign don't forget to right me in. And since I'm running a platform on humanism and real love and tolerance....
I've got a wild ass idea...that as soon as I'm voted in as God and assume the Galactic Throne.
I hereby promise.... My first task as God is to delete the devil...that said I intend to stop suffering and death. You can all have anything you desire. I'll also create immutable laws where everyone is ecstatic and harm never comes to anyone.....
I'm telling you. You'll love me as God
