Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

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RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord.

January 12, 2015 at 8:02 am (This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 8:06 am by Nope.)

(January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Pretty sure that's an arrestable offence.

It is assault but if Ben and his parents don't bring it to the police's attention, ithe authorities probably won't know. The fact that the pastor didn't go to jail for this means that poor Ben probably has parents who believe that punching someone in the chest so they will learn about Jesus is okay.

My guess is that because Ben, according to the pastor, was an intelligent child that he asked one too many questions and that threatened the pastor's maleness. Can't have anyone-especially a kid-making him look dumb.

I just realized the pastor was from Fayetteville, NC. That is where I grew up.

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Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 11, 2015 at 6:40 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 8:02 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by rexbeccarox - January 12, 2015 at 8:13 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 6:44 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 11, 2015 at 6:48 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 6:49 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 6:52 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 6:55 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Exian - January 11, 2015 at 7:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Lucanus - January 11, 2015 at 6:50 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 6:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 7:02 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Chad32 - January 11, 2015 at 7:06 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Foxaèr - January 11, 2015 at 7:33 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 7:34 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by ManMachine - January 11, 2015 at 7:38 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by MysticKnight - January 11, 2015 at 8:08 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 8:09 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - January 11, 2015 at 8:15 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by ManMachine - January 11, 2015 at 8:25 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2015 at 8:32 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 8:58 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by abaris - January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Minimalist - January 11, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by vorlon13 - January 11, 2015 at 9:09 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:16 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 9:17 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:33 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 10:15 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 11, 2015 at 10:32 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by strawdawg - January 11, 2015 at 9:36 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Strider - January 11, 2015 at 9:39 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Anomalocaris - January 11, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Drich - January 11, 2015 at 10:23 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 11, 2015 at 10:25 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Drich - January 11, 2015 at 11:22 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 12:59 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 11, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by rexbeccarox - January 11, 2015 at 10:35 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 11, 2015 at 10:46 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 10:39 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by dyresand - January 12, 2015 at 10:48 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Fendon - January 12, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by psychoslice - January 12, 2015 at 3:22 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Tonus - January 12, 2015 at 5:37 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 6:06 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 8:22 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 8:41 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Tonus - January 12, 2015 at 9:08 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 9:13 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by TubbyTubby - January 12, 2015 at 8:55 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 11:39 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by h4ym4n - January 12, 2015 at 9:20 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 10:50 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by h4ym4n - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:32 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 12, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Grasshopper - January 12, 2015 at 12:08 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Cyberman - January 12, 2015 at 12:28 pm

RE: Pastor: Sometimes you have to punch kids for the lord. - by Faith No More - January 12, 2015 at 12:29 pm

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