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Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this?
(January 20, 2015 at 12:05 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 19, 2015 at 11:58 pm)Nope Wrote: What does a deity's DNA look like? Be very afraid if he offers to send you a sample of god's semem. Lol I would ask him what proof he would need that there isn't a god.

Before someone proves there is a god, I would have to know their definition of god. Is it just a more powerful being?

I mean first you got to find god and give him a good wanking... but were all guys... so i mean... well this is awkward... and i mean you can't let a woman do it because that would meaning the second coming.

Maybe he could ask one of the angels to help. They aren't really much use now that god doesn't do the big bible miracles anymore. It would give them something useful to do.
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RE: Would this be all we need to prove God exists? Or would it require more than this? - by Nope - January 20, 2015 at 12:11 am

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