Welcome to the blogosphere! She's a harsh mistress, always demanding more and more just to be satisfied with what she already has. Or something. I'm drunk, so any resemblance to actual sense is purely accidental.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'