RE: ISIS is not True Islam! It's Not!
February 28, 2015 at 6:14 pm
(This post was last modified: February 28, 2015 at 6:28 pm by ReptilianPeon.)
(February 27, 2015 at 11:09 pm)robvalue Wrote: The idea of the "true" version of a religion would be hilarious if it wasn't so pitiful. "Mine is the correct version of this childish, arbitrary, made up gibberish from this contradictory book of horrors".
Believer: My religion is the fastest growing and the largest now. End of discussion. But all those apostates you see, well, they were never 'true believers'. So of course they left the religion. None of those people count because if they were 'true believers' they wouldn't have left the religion.
Me/You: Do the Ahmadiyya fall under your definition of a 'true believer'?
Believer: What? No!
Me/You: Do the Ibadis fall under your definition of a 'true believer'?
Believer: No way! They don't count either!
Me/You: Do the Mahdavia fall under your definition of a 'true believer'?
Believer: Er, they don't count.
Me/You: How about Sufis? Do they count as 'true believers'?
Believer: Nope, they are strange. Did you know, the word Sufi rhymes with the word goofy?
Me/You: Shia?
Believer: Hell, no! Once that building in Iraq with the golden dome is rebuilt I hope it gets bombed again! We do not worship Imams! All Muhammadans are peaceful by the way and would never resort to violence. We condemn all violence. *cough* Unless it's against the heathen Shia.
Me/You: Quranists?
Believer: Certainly not! How can they claim to follow the Sharia?
Me/You: So how can you claim your religion is the largest and fastest growing if you have this endless list of heretics?
Believer: Praise Allah, Muhammad's religion is the largest and fastest growing of all the religions! And by the way, you know those testosterone filled men on the television blowing up Churches, Kathirs and kidnapping and raping? They aren't 'true believers' either.
