What were Jesus and early Christians like?

[dyresand]

When i think of jesus i think of him as being the smart one of all the people in his general area and people followed him thinking
he was magic. Just like Brian he never wanted anything to do with anyone and people pushed him into corner with there superstition and
ended up getting him killed for nothing because people believed he did a thing and said he was the son of god.
The total abridged history of christianity in a nutshell.
Oh also those supposed 3 days he was dead well he was probably and most likely never dead to begin with and probably was in dehydrated
in a comatose state so when he pretty was fine got up talked to his followers probably told them to piss off they again looked at as a message
why jesus ran off into the desert the end.