(March 21, 2015 at 7:08 pm)Drew_2013 Wrote: [...]Of course if you define Santa as a mystical personal being that delivers presents world wide on Christmas eve with a flying sleigh lead by reindeer I can beyond a reasonable doubt provide a far superior explanation for the presents...can't you?
Ahem... Wrong. I'm sorry to tell you, but your parents apparently lied to you more than you knew. They told you about the wrong Santa, the heretic Santa. Maybe they didn't know any better, or maybe they minds were possessed by the Evil Santa. The actual Santa is nothing like your "definition" there, you poor misled little heathen...
Don't worry - maybe one day the One True Santa will find it in his wisdom to let you see the light of Rudolf's nose. Perhaps you should write him a letter about it next Christmas... And be a very, very good boy (girl?)...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw