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I found jesus
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RE: I found jesus
It's Ray Cumfart's parachute parable again: you're on a burning aeroplane that's moments away from crashing and there's only one parachute. You turn down offers of a million dollars, the Mona Lisa and a blowjob (actually I added that bit) because the parachute is now the most valuable thing in the Universe. You can fill in the "God" connection yourself.

But if you take a moment to look around, you'll see that there's no parachute and the aircraft isn't on fire anyway. The scenario was made up with the sole purpose of selling you the solution.

Welcome aboard, btw. I hope you enjoy your flight with us.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Jericho - May 4, 2015 at 4:17 pm
RE: I found jesus - by dahrling - May 4, 2015 at 4:21 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 4:46 pm
RE: I found jesus - by SteelCurtain - May 4, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 5:09 pm
RE: I found jesus - by polar bear - May 4, 2015 at 5:32 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Minimalist - May 4, 2015 at 5:35 pm
RE: I found jesus - by dahrling - May 4, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Salacious B. Crumb - May 4, 2015 at 5:55 pm
I found jesus - by KUSA - May 4, 2015 at 6:44 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Regina - May 4, 2015 at 7:54 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 4, 2015 at 10:26 pm
RE: I found jesus - by robvalue - May 4, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 5, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: I found jesus - by Cyberman - May 5, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: I found jesus - by Homeless Nutter - May 5, 2015 at 10:00 am
RE: I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 5, 2015 at 12:20 pm
RE: I found jesus - by JesusHChrist - May 5, 2015 at 12:23 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Longhorn - May 5, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: I found jesus - by Rhondazvous - May 9, 2015 at 12:45 pm
RE: I found jesus - by lunafreespirit - May 15, 2015 at 4:28 pm

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