(June 9, 2015 at 3:33 am)robvalue Wrote: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John; bless the bed that I lay on.
I think that was my entire religious education from my parents. It helped me remember those names, for no particular reason.
I wouldn't dignify it as religious education but I learned it as "Matthew, Mark, Luke and John; hold me horse while I get on."
Later I altered it to "Matthew, Mark, Luke and John - will you put your trousers on!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'